GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya Hīoy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.Īkbar- koi aisa upaay batao ki mai khau peeu parīirbal- logo se laat khao aur gussa pee jao Samajdar ho Umeed hai, sms bhejte rahoge. Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi. Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum muje dhundna, Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri haiīcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.Īdvantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said,ĪNS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai.?
Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi. Ye joke padhoge to haste.haste mar jaogeġ sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu.:D )īoli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi. Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge:-> Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena.:-( Theif2: Oh! No! I'm so tired.we can see it in the news. Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
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